Some people...

What up, yo?

Why is it a brother can't take a day off to work for the man without all these Biscottis getiin' all up in my grill all the time?

Like today, I was all about doing my shift at the Bellevue Square Hot Dog On A Stick. You know how it is. Punching the clock, then keepin' it real with a little extra ketchup on top! That's right, I was all about pleezin all the fine Ladeez of B-view while they was buying goodies at the B-View Artsie Museum Fair.

So what happens? My Boss lady, let's call her 5-0 cuz that's how old she is (but she still fine, yo), she put on the radio and it's PLAYING THE BISCOTTIS! They at some damn talk show talkin' about how they taking over the Parlor live in two weeks on August 9th. What am I supposed to do with that?

That kinda talk bad for my profile, dig?

So I cleverly tripped and fell into the radio, making sure I grabbeded it on the way down and executed a perfect three point shot right into the Fry-O-Lator!

That's right.End of Program!

In lieu of the radio, I kindly treated the assembled diners to an impromptu rendition of my latest hot single "Standin' at the ParkNride (Widout No Tranzfer).

99-Cent. That's change you can believe in, yo!

Catch you all on 8/9 at the Parlor. Get ready to throw down with the Hair Club fo' Men!

Peace out!